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i am chemicals
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i have to be very careful. it is too easy to make bad decisions. insects and spiders are my main enemies as of late. the toxin on every part of the poison ivy plant also. things should be easy to predict but they aren't because we always have to predict them from a flawed perspective.
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[13 Jun 2008|04:35pm] |
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[30 May 2008|07:19pm] |
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FRIGGIN SAVAGES SPOTTED IN THE AMAZON: OH SNAP
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7426794.stm
UH HELLO HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF TV THE WEB BASEBALL HOT DOGS? WHERE ARE THE PET STORES GYMS PRINTERS X-RAY TECHNICIANS SHOE STORES AND EROTIC CAKE SHOPS? WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE DOING OUT THERE WHY DONT YOU HAVE NEOPETS OR WARNER BROTHERS OR M.A.S.H. ON DVD? FUCK YOU GUYS ARE SO ISOLATED AND UNTOUCHED BY CIVILIZATION THAT YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD OF PIXAR STUDIOS OR THE IPHONE OR METAL GEAR SOLID 4 FOR THE PLAY STATION 3!!!!! I MEAN GIVE ME A BREAK WHY CANT THESE PEOPLE JUST GET SOME POPCORN AND BUGSPRAY AND LIGHTBULBS AND BATTERY OPERATED GPS TRACKING SYSTEMS AND RELAX??!?! WOULD IT KILL THEM TO MAYBE USE GLADE PLUG IN AIR FRESHENERS OR MAYBE WEAR SOME LEVI'S BOOT CUT JEANS? WHATS WITH THE BOWS AND ARROWS ITS LIKE YOU SAVAGES HAVEN'T SEEN A BOEING 767 OR A TAMOHAWK CRUISE MISSILE BEFORE. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD SOMEONE AIRLIFT SOME DOVE FRIZZ THERAPY TAMING CREAM AND A GANG OF HOT JUICY WHITE CASTLE MICROWAVABLE HAMBURGERS TO THESE ROBINSON CARUSOE MOTHER FUCKERS STAT! AAAAHHHHHHH ITS LIKE WE CAN'T GET THEM THE AMAZING CONTRAPTION SHOWN IN THIS DELUXE YOUTUBE VIDEO FAST ENOUGH! CLICK PLAY QUICKLY AND BE THANKFUL FOR THE FACT THAT YOU'RE NOT A DIRTY SAVAGE WHO JUST WASTED A GOOD ARROW BY SHOOTING IT AT A HELICOPTER!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcCrTahsLg0
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[29 May 2008|09:34pm] |
as good as things are, supposedly they will be many times better by this time next week, give or take a day. instead of waking up at noon, i'll be waking up at 6:30 am to work with the horticulture crew at bard for 40 hours a week. i will be living in my own house with a few of my friends, and the rest will be much closer by. hillary clinton will be making speeches for barak obama. hopefully the internet will be up and running at 101 montgomery. even better, we could have a name for the house by then. a new wave of hits will be filling up the summer. fuck maybe i should change the timespan to a month, because brendan fraser is teaming up with JET LI for a new the mummy movie. gosh. fuck. tomb of the dragon emperor? yes. yes to that shit. my firefox just crashed in the way that lets me type before i decide if i want to send the error report or not. i'm going to hold off for a little bit. let's wander with this thing.
it's not very easy to enjoy anything these days. it is't any easier to think logical clear thoughts that make sense and are valuable. i think i have some books to read but i am not excited because i haven't read a "good book" in so much time. i think i got everthing done i wanted to this week. i sold the last of my magic cards for $200, bought a bunch of japanese food to start cooking the day i get to the house, saw everyone i necessarily had to see without getting too excited. watched the bobby valentine in japan documentary in espn which was really depressing and wonderful. i didn't unpack very much, leaving a minimum footprint, so i will be ready to go on sunday. ugh. and i played too much ginormo sword. here's the link, if you hate your life like i do. im 1 level away from the last level, and i can only get the death boss to half way. this game might be the most degenerate thing, even worse than cops. i should know, i wrote 14 page about how awesome cops is for tom keenan. i hope he likes it. i might not know for a while, knowing this world and how my grades aren't up yet. its not like there are even blank boxes for them to one day fill up, the bard website will only take you to fall 2007, the bastards.
let's talk about how jealous i am of the dumbest people in the world. they have no excuse, life is a breeze for them. im talking about jehova's witnesses, scientologists, young earth creationists, fundamentalist muslims, bahais, FLDS members, church of satan attenders, die-hard zionists, orthodox jews, amish mother fuckers, brainwashed kantian assholes, people who like astrology, ron paul supporters, farc revolutionaries, ayn randites, you know, people whose entire lives are totally dictated by incredibly powerful ideology. im jealous of these braindead fuckups because they have their shit totally set, not a care in the world, everything taken care of for them by some ridiculous deus ex machina that anyone with a grain of sense would at most just make a face at. what is wrong with these people? what is wrong with me that i haven't found some miracle cult to sell my soul and mind to and just be a helpless little pawn for? i can't even be a good marxist anymore, it's so difficult to be honest about that stuff. i constantly have to stake out territory that i am not comfortable in. i lose a lot of people and i don't get any sympathy. maybe by this time next week, give or take a day, i'll have been totally sucked into some horiffic demented cult that will give my life some vague minor meaning. i can only wish.
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[20 May 2008|11:40am] |
things could be worse: a list of awful scenarios to help you realize how amazing your situation is
things could be worse!
you could live in any part of baghdad.
you could be a lawyer in pakistan.
you could live in burma.
you could be an emo in mexico.
you could be one of those transgendered people who isn't even aware of what they were supposed to be yet.
you could be a big fat blob.
you could be a terry schaivo.
you could like country music.
you could be a poor foreigner in poor south africa.
you could be really into steampunk.
you could be in the anti-racist dialogue.
you could be a bike kid.
you could be victimized by an emotionally unstable succubus.
you could be a hebrew tutor.
you could be a harlequin baby.
you could not be entitled to chocolate chips.
you could be two feet tall with a lisp.
you could live a country covered in landmines.
you could have ugly bangs and a palestinean-solidarity scarf and not a wit of sense about you.
you could be one of the very unlucky people who didn't manage to survive for a week even though your school collapsed on you in china.
you could have no right to vote anywhere and no political destiny.
you could be a journalist.
you could have plugs.
you could also have one of those awful bulldog nose piercings.
you could be the senior who finished his project 3 months ago who looks like his head is actually full of air.
you could have a lazy and/or glass eye.
you could be adopted.
you could be fucking amish, god help you.
you could be a scientologist.
you could be an FLDS member, even worse a female FLDS member.
you could take rugby seriously.
you could be a junky or an alcoholic.
you could live in mexico city or jakarta.
you could be a sudanese rebel.
you could be one of the west virginians who voted for hillary clinton.
you could work in any factory in china.
you could be a vegan.
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[20 May 2008|01:14am] |
my bithday is tomorrow
i don't have anything to do but celebrate
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[17 May 2008|08:49pm] |
from now on i do only totally self-indulgent things
and from now on i am pretentious.
i want everyone to know
that i do not revere my anscestors.
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[10 May 2008|11:56am] |
so get this
if i do all of my work
which includes writing a 15 page paper about COPS the tv show and a 5 page paper having something to do with ludwig wittgenstein, i will take myself out to taco bell, which is a mega-self-bribe. while in kingston town, i will deposit a $66 check and even go to goodwill for cheap clothes i can do horticulture work in. this will involve postponing the bribery until tomorrow, sunday, which I am ok with.
i am sick of everyone who is dogshit - i hate you all, die in one big fire.
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[08 May 2008|12:48am] |
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friday is the 24 hour standup filibuster
tomorrow i have the first part of my japanese final
drudge has destroyed it with this thriller
i started going to aljazeera for news a little bit
facebook chat is something i would feel comfortable describing as "too real"
if i don't see a crispy ny times face up tomorrow morning in kline i will lose my mind
i got free garlic cheese curds from hannaford because they had no price on them
there was a little lady working there who tried to be like "do they have a price on them now?' after the pricecheck has resulted in my taking advantage of the "on us" company policy. that was not the best day she ever had
saturday i get to write a 15 page paper about cops, im treating it like a privilege
i think the nytimes website actually put a picure about a story on steampunk on the front page. if i ever met the editor who made that decision, i would say "what's wrong with you?"
big in 2008:
i'm being as cool as a bean about moving into an as of yet nameless house in tivoli with justin and three girls who has unintuitively spelled names, cari, lizi and caty, working horticulture all summer, making bentos and living life.
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[01 May 2008|01:07am] |
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Happy Mental Health Month
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[28 Apr 2008|02:43pm] |
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Mount Eerie Part 7 |
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i have a bunch of minor cuts and scrapes, also lyme disease, again.
today is a beautiful rainy day. i think my umbrella is in my car, unfortunate.
i still have to pack my bag for when i leave my room.
maybe this will be a good week?
i will drink plenty of water, and floss.
finished my teaching a princeton review class, very glad it is finally over.
my birthday is coming up and i have a little amazon wishlist, which is here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2V7QJ6RL2SBSH
today already had a great start, religious staple of annie's with garlic and red bull,
among other things.
i have to figure out what classes i want to take next semester! there are a bunch of nasty conflicts.
i have to walk to class now, bye.
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[11 Apr 2008|11:52am] |
there is still a tiny circle of snow in the corner of the quad outside my dorm
i am going to write 8 pages about wittgenstein in the library
and after that i will go eat sushi and be satiated
i have to take better care of myself in different ways
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[31 Mar 2008|10:41pm] |
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being at home in white plains on a monday night means i return to my old ritual of watching the daily shows and conan. the internet is telling me that both episodes are new, i will believe that when i see it. had a grief-filled visit to the dentist today, the first person to ever tell me not to do the JET program. i am going to have to make a decision about snacks very soon. it looks like 4 tagalongs and milk is going to be the sure fire bet. my uncle told me to starve the empty-headed racist club members at my school, that is probably the best idea there is, there is truly no hope for those kids. tomorrow i will drive to mt vernon to see my dad and his wife pam at their new house in mount vernon which isn't done being built or fixed up yet. there is no working kitchen so we will go out to eat somewhere at a place we will find. kyla is going to send me her zine about how much she hates boys and would ideally like to live in a world without them, kind of like how the brainless racists at my school would love to take their ideology to the Nth and live in a world without whitey. my car is in the shop for a bad noise it makes when i steer around. my mom's boss' car brust into flames this morning outside her office, pretty great if you ask me. i think/hope i did well on my midterms. tomorrow i do not want to write about wittgenstein. i would be well served to never turn on the tv, sitting here in this chair is probably the only thing i should allow myself, after all i will need to google map out the way to dad's house. im sure everyone has the same relationship with their 'people you might know' on facebook: "those ugly freaks". if i want those tagalongs and milk its now or never. stop giving me hassles, also chill out.
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i am drying off
i have not been having the best time
xiu xiu is playing here tonight
i wont do the midterm callbacks because i dont have test 3 yet
i should go shopping for tasty food instead
i have no control over myself anymore
i think i know what i have to do, it involves fast food, other types of food, driving, gas, red bull, and thats it
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[08 Mar 2008|07:50am] |
-write an article called 'being a zionist at bard' for one of the school papers
-write 250 words about my education and get a $3.00 transcript for a $1,000 scholarship
-go teach in 15 minutes
-teach tomorrow also
-eat enough food to fill up my stomach right now
-stop doing stumble upon because it is garbage
-do a shit ton of reading and also write one response
-fold this big pile of laundry
-watch blade runner director cut
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